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Song Name: The Night Santa Went Crazy Length: 3 Minutes 2 Seconds

Artist: Weird Al YankovicFrom the Album: Bad Hair Day
Bad Hair Day album art
Year Released: 1996
Rating: the more stars the bettertwo starsthree starsfour starsfive stars Excellent songNumber of Plays: 352Last Played 8/23/2019 12:11:53 PM
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
Merry Christmas to all - now you re all gonna die!

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he d been gettin a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you ll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, It tastes just like chicken!

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can t hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin in reindeer guts

There s the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There s a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin , the body count s risin
And everyone s dyin to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa s doin time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don t you cry no more tears
He ll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen s in therapy and Donner s still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she s on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They re talkin bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he s gettin a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain

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